Qian Bian Wen Da Ti

Q1) Ah Mei's dad has 7 wives. The 5th and 7th are Africans. Guess a Chinese idiom.
Q2) There's a party in the forest. Who didn't get to eat the cake!?!
Q3) Ah bao was murdered! However, the police quickly found the killer. Who was it?
Q4) Osama, Bush , Blair and Saddam play mahjong. Who Will win first ?
Q5) What's the panda's 2 biggest wishes?
Q6) There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box. The Female pencil got pregnant!! Which Male pencil is responsible?
Q7) Xiao Ming drinks milk to grow up. What does Da Ming drink?
Q8) Which brand of shampoo is the wealthiest?
Q9) What did Batman say when he fell down?

And, the answers are....

Ans for Q1) Wu Qi Ma Hei
Ans for Q2) GRASS because Cao Mei Dan Gao
Ans for Q3) Ah Dou because Dou Sha Bao
Ans for Q4) Saddam Hussein because Saddam Hu Xian
Ans for Q5) Get rid of dark eye rings and take a coloured photo
Ans for Q6) The one without the rubber
Ans for Q7) Alcohol because Jiu Yang Da Ming
Ans for Q8) "Lux" Super Rich
Ans for Q9) Painful Sia... (Bian fu sia)